The phantasmagorical and surreal animal sculptures by Canadian artist Ellen Jewett. Between dream and nightmare, some strange creations born of a symbiosis between organic and mechanical elements, a meeting between fantasy, gothic and steampunk. Some very detailed sculptures in clay on a metal frame.
Visit her website at http://www.creaturesfromel.ca/
REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
- Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
- Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
- Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
- Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and you catch each other off guard.
- Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
- Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?
protect opossums at all costs.
I love those lil weirdies.
and drive slowly at night!!
i love opossums so much
Saw my all time favourite dress. Great opportunity to shoot some close-ups!
Haha his name is Brock Hurn, he lives here in L.A. and he’s a really nice dude, he wrote half of my workout plan a while back. He’s also 6’6 and looks like Thor.
HOLY PANTY DROPPING FUCKSICLE
you know who i’m afraid of?
the people who would pit two innocent dogs against each other in a life or death battle. the people who starve dogs. the people who pull out a female dogs teeth and put her in a “rape rack” to breed her. the people who attach 50 pound chains to their dogs necks. to the people who inject their dogs with hormones. the people who hack puppies ears off with rusty scissors. the people who don’t bat an eye at kicking, punching, beating, starving, hanging, drowning, and electrocuting dogs who don’t preform the way they want. the people who pour acid on “loser” dogs and set them on fire. the people who bury dogs alive.
and there are a hell of a lot more people like that than there are pits who would bite me.
that’s who i’m afraid of.
My homegirl said this was tumblr worthy.
Gordy sleeping like a creeper
People who thought really hard about the concept that a tattoo is body art.
Wow that is depressing.
okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?
let’s look into it.
Yes, thank you. Because yes she is pushing for a healthier lunch, but the schools still value football over feeding their students, which means that instead of providing enough healthy food to keep their students from starving, they are cutting down the amount of food available to fit within the caloric requirements … while then taking the money they saved to re-sod the football field for the third year in a row. Maybe new uniforms.
thank you for adding that. i really really doubted michelle wanted this to happen.